Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
The Blind Side
Sandra Bullock (Leigh Anne Tuohy)
Kathy Bates (Miss Sue)
Quinton Aaron (Michael Oher)
Setting: Present day Tennessee
Sickeningly-sweet tale of Michael Oher taken in by (gasp) Republicans. A feel-good movie, it follows Michael (Michael Oher) from his days as a homeless youth until he got drafted by the Baltimore Ravens of the NFL. Along the way, he gets taken in by the Tuohy's who help him realize his true potential. Sandra Bullock is tailor-made for the roll of Leigh Anne Tuohy. I would rate it 4 out of 5. The End. (2009 - PG)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)
Setting: New York City
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Jamie Foxx (Nick Rice)
Gerard Butler (Clyde Shelton)
Setting: Present Day Philadelphia
A Phildelphia inventor, Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler), witness his wife and daughter being murdered. Assistant District Attorney, Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx), gets the best deal he can. He gets one of the killers the death penalty, but the other one gets only 10 years. So Clyde Shelton plots his revenge. After the 10 years has passed, he gets busy! He first goes after the killers, and then goes after the District Attorneys Office. Rated "R" for violence, it is the tales of Clyde Shelton's revenge. I would rate it as 4 out of 5 stars.The End.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Hilary Swank (Amelia Earhart)
Richard Gere (George Putnam)
Ewan McGregor (Gene Vidal)
Setting: 1930's America
I saw "Amelia". The End. Now I wouldn't necessarily say that "Amelia" was a bad movie, but I didn't think it was good either. It was so so. I would rate it as 2 1/2 out of 5 stars. I wouldn't go see it at the big screen. It is about Amelia Erhardt. It takes place in the 30's. Big surprise -- she dies in the end. The End.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Actors: Woody Harrelson.
Abigail Breslin
Bill Murray
Main Characters: Tallahassee
Little Rock
Setting: Present-Day USA
A film about a family with several crises before them. The symbolism of their ongoing struggles, and the Yin and Yang of..... Just kidding. IT'S ABOUT ZOMBIES! Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) are going on a cross-country trip to kill zombies. Along the way, they meet Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin). The two girls fool Tallahassee and Columbus into giving them their car. A little while later, the four meet up again. They decide to go to an amusement park in California. Once they are there, they stay in Bill Murray's house. Finally, they go to the amusement park. They almost get killed by zombies. In the end, the four recognize that they have made a new family. I would rate it 4 1/2 out of 5 stars.The End.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Actors: Bruce Willis
Ving Rhames
James Cromwell
Main Characters: Agent Greer
The Prophet
Cantor
Setting: Very Near Future
FBI Agent Greer (Bruce Willis) and his partner are called to the scene of a murder. Murders don't happen very much in the future. During the investigation, Agent Greer discovers a vast conspiracy. He must shed his "Surrogate" self and go after the murderer alone. I highly recommend this movie. I would rate it as 4 1/2 out of 5 stars. It took me about 15 minutes before I knew what was going on. Go see it on the big screen. The End.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Actors: Ellen Page
Marcia Gay Harden
Kristen Wiig
Main Characters: Bliss Cavendar
Her Mother
Maggie Mayhem
Setting: Present Day Texas
Bliss (Ellen Page) is a small town Texas girl. Her mother (Marcia Gay Harden) keeps entering her in "Poise Pageants". One day while buying some shoes, Bliss spots some roller derby girls. She decides to try out for the team. She makes it, and becomes a "Hurl Scout". Maggie Mayhem (Kristen Wiig) is the leader of the team. The championship game is scheduled for the same time as the pageant. What is Bliss supposed to do? I highly recommend this movie. I would rate it 5 out of 5 stars. It is the first time that Drew Barrymore has directed a film. It also stars Juliette Lewis, Daniel Stern, Drew Barrymore, and Jimmy Fallon. Go see it immediately! The End.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Jennifer's Body
Actors: Megan Fox
Amanda Seyfried
J.K. Simmons
Main Characters: Jennifer
Needy
Setting; Present day Devil's Kettle (they didn't say where it was)
Needy (Amanda Seyfried) Is a Plain Jane. Her best friend is Jennifer (Megan Fox), the most popular girl in school. One night, Needy and Jennifer go to a bar to hear a band play. Jennifer goes off with the band. She returns later that night, but she has changed. She is evil. And as Needy says, "She's actually evil. Not high school evil." Although I am glad that it was closed captioned. It was in "Teen Speak", so I had to keep looking down at the closed caption. It was written by Diablo Cody. She was the same person that wrote "Juno" (which I thought was pretty good). Or as some teens would say, "OMG". J.K. Simmons was the high school principal. I would rate it 2 1/2 stars out of 5 stars. If you are more than 20 years old, skip it! I am going to see an advanced screening of "Whip It" Saturday. I will write about it next day. It stars Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore. The End.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Actors: Matt Damon
Scott Bakula
Joel McHale
Main Character: Mark Whitacre
Setting: Decatur, IL in the 90's
Mark Whitacre (Matt Damon) is an executive with ADM (Archer Daniels Midland) in the 90's. He gets wind of a price fixing scheme within ADM so he goes to the FBI (Scott Bakula and Joel McHale). He becomes an informant. About a half an hour into the show some lady got a heart attack in front of me. I am not making this up! She was alert but they carried her out on a stretcher. The lights went up for about a half an hour. I think she was okay but they took her to the hospital. So I didn't the last 10 minutes of this movie because my bus came. (Remember the half an hour while they took care of the heart attack victim). I got a free ticket, though. I think I will go see Jennifer's Body starring Megan Fox on Thursday. I will wait and see The Informant! when it comes out on video. It is very hard to explain. It's a true story. The End.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Actors: Asa Butterfield
Jack Scanlon
Main Characters: Bruno
Shmuel
Setting: World War II Germany
Bruno (Asa Butterfield) is an eight year old boy. His father is head of an extermination camp. Bruno is inside his house. Four walls surround his house so he cannot leave. He can only play in the front yard. One day he sees what he thinks is a farm and he devises a way to get outside the four walls and go and explore the farm. When he does so he discovers an extermination camp. He befriends another eight year old boy who is inside the extermination camp. He is named is Shmuel (Jack Scanlon). Bruno asks Shmuel why he wears striped pajamas and he says "we are Jews and every body wears striped pajamas inside this camp". Bruno says he would like to explore the extermination camp. They devise a plan to burrow under the electrified fence. Bruno puts on striped pajamas to look like the Jews. Once Bruno is inside he goes looking for Shmuel's father. He and Shmuel go in to a building and a voice says "everybody outside". They go to another room where everyone is killed. Bruno's father noticed he was missing. He goes to look for him and the death camp but it is too late. The End.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sunshine Cleaning
Actors: Amy Adams
Emily Blunt
Alan Arkin
Main Characters: Rose
Norah
Setting: Albuquerque
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Actors: Anne Hathaway
Main Characters: Kym
Rachel (Kym's sister)
Setting: Their home in Connecticut
Kym is addicted to drugs and alcohol. She gets out of a residential rehabilitation program. Then she goes home to Connecticut where her sister is getting married. Kym is disappointed that she isn't going to be the maid of honor. She bitches to her sister about it and finally Rachel says that Kym can be her maid of honor.
The night before the wedding Kym goes to confront her mother, (who is married for a second time) to find out why the mother put Kym in charge of her younger brother. Ten years ago, Kym got high while she was driving her brother. They got into a car accident and he was killed. So Kym and her mother fight about it. Kym leaves her mother's house and she gets into another car accident. The next morning Kym wakes up and she is still in the car. The police come and do sobriety tests. Kym passes them and is brought home.
The next scene is Rachel's wedding. I liked the wedding the most out of any other part in the movie.
Kym stays sober during the wedding. Earlier on, Kym slept with the best man. He happened to be a recovering alcoholic who had been sober for seven years. Kym wanted to be like him. So Kym wants to go back to rehab. She wasn't ready to be around the day to day stress.
The last scene is the day after the wedding. Kym opens the front door and the woman from the rehabilitation center is there to take Kym back. The End.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Actors: Liam Neeson
Famke Janssen
Main characters: Bryan -- an ex-CIA "Preventer"
Kim -- his daughter
Setting: Paris
Bryan (Liam Neeson) is an "Ex-Preventer" in the CIA. One night he is hired to guard a female singer, Sheera. He saves her from a nut job fan. Then his daughter Kim asked him if she can go to Paris with a friend to look at museums. Finally he and his ex-wife (Famke Janssen) agree. So his daughter goes to Paris and she is kidnapped to be sold as a sex slave. Bryan is on the phone with Kim when she is taken. He flies to Paris to find her. Finally he goes to a place where they bid on the girls, his daughter being one of them. He is outbid by The Sheik. Bryan goes to The Sheik's boat and gets his daughter back. He kills allot of people. His daughter and he return to America and visit Sheera. She says come in and sing for me. The End.